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Eagles Coaching Staff?
From Reuben Frank, CSN:
Although the Eagles continue to refuse to comment on any moves, it appears that Kelly’s staff will include Pat Shurmur (offensive coordinator), Duce Staley (running backs) and Ted Williams (tight ends) on offense, with Jerry Azzinaro (defensive line), Rick Minter and Bill McGovern (both or either possibly linebackers), Bob Bicknell, Mike Dawson and most likely 49ers defensive backs coach Ed Donatell (coordinator) on defense, with Dave Fipp (special teams).
Former Oregon assistants Josh Gibson, Greg Austin, Matthew Harper and Todd Lyght have also joined Kelly’s staff in unknown roles.
Grantland Article on Chip Kelly's Offensive System
“… a Chip Kelly-coached NFL team would win for the same reasons that the Chip Kelly–coached college team wins. Behind the speed, the spread, the Daft Punk helmets, and the flashy uniforms, Oregon ultimately wins with old-fashioned, fundamental, run-it-up-the-gut football.”
Gus Bradley is on his way to Philly right now. Some reports say he’s coming in to finalize his deal. Other reports say it’s just a second interview and no deal is imminent.
Either way, there’s no denying that Bradley is the Eagles’ top choice. And for good reason. The Seahawks defense vastly improved during his four seasons as their defensive coordinator.
In 2009, his first year as Seahawks DC, their defense ranked 24th in yards allowed and 25th in points allowed. This season they ranked fourth and first, respectively. The season prior, they ranked ninth and seventh. Their improvement was not a one year fluke.
So how did Seattle’s defense get better? Well, it wasn’t the result of overpaying free agents. They improved through the draft. A novel approach!
Since the Super Bowl 39 loss, the Eagles have drafted ONE defensive player that made a Pro Bowl - Trent Cole. Meanwhile in just the last three drafts, Bradley has had a hand in selecting two All-Pros, another Pro Bowler and a potential rookie of the year.
It’s impossible to know how much influence Bradley had on selecting those draft picks, but he and his assistants did some hard work to make these players perform. He obviously put them in “positions to succeed”.
The Seahawks’ first two draft picks in 2012 went to defense. DE Bruce Irvin had eight sacks and LB Bobby Wagner is the likely Defensive Rookie of the Year. DB Richard Sherman was a 5th round draft choice in 2011. He’s an All-Pro in his second season. DB Kam Chancellor, a 5th rounder in 2010, has been to a Pro Bowl. Earl Thomas, who the Eagles bypassed in 2010 for Brandon Graham, is an All-Pro safety. (What Eagles fan didn’t know that last one was going to happen?)
Sign him up!
Eagles to Have Second Interview w/ Gus Bradley
Don’t let him leave town! Sign him up!
Mass chaos!
There’s girls punching guys. Guys punching girls. People punching and kicking a car. A hand gun is produced. A gun shot pops off. The cops roll up. A taser is fired. A dude with taser wires attached to him runs from the cops.
And just like that we have an early favorite for Philly Brawl of the Year!
Side note: My favorite part is around the 35-second mark. A guy and a girl are kicking the shit out of the white car’s brake lights. The driver steps out and the guy kicking the car ducks behind the girl for protection. What a pussy.
Side note 2: Damn, this video keeps giving. The first cop that walks up has no clue that the guy in the red sweater and shoes is holding a gun. At the 1:18 mark, Red Shoes looks to be pointing the gun into a crowd while the cop is standing right next to him! A good(?) Samaritan knocks the gun loose and the cop accidentally kicks it. That’s when the cop realizes shit just got real.
Eagles Interviewed Brian Billick for Eight Hours

Went to BYU and once grew a shitty gray beard… Sound familiar???
At least he won a ring.
Brian Kelly Staying in South Bend
I’m sure Kelly got a pay raise. The Eagles head coach search has made millions of dollars for a few college coaches.
Eagles Interviewing Gus Bradley Today
The Eagles may have their new head coach if the Seahawks lose to the Falcons tomorrow.
Eagles Interested in Notre Dame's Brian Kelly
Jeff Lurie and Howie Roseman have conducted more interviews than Barbara Walters.
Vermeil and Jaws Say Hire Jon Gruden
Apparently the 1980 NFC Champions are making a push for Chuckie. Do Wilbert Montgomery and Bill Bergey want to give their opinions too?
The Eagles will interview ex-Bears coach Lovie Smith tomorrow. That should make Mr. Chicago, Donovan McNabb, happy.
Chip Kelly Likely Staying at Oregon
Nike is probably throwing Kelly a pair of lime green Jordans and a check with six or seven zeros.
Eagles Still Meeting w/ Chip Kelly
Eagles and Kelly still in a “lunch meeting” as of 9:40 p.m.
Another link from PFT: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/01/05/long-lunch-kelly-still-meeting-with-eagles/